Category Archives: Satire
All I Wanted Was A Pepsi
This afternoon, one of my coworkers mentioned how he was glad that he could work at a desk job, but it has effectively made him useless for any [..]
Why You Shouldn’t Complain About the Weather
Yesterday, I complained that it was 36 degrees when I rode my bike in to work. Today it was 29. That’s enough for me to declare “correlation”! Speaking [..]
Something’s Wrong Here…
Okay, so a 51-year-old guy, Doug Hutchinson, marries a 16-year-old girl named Courtney Stodden. There’s a lot of weirdness that could be pointed out here. For instance, she [..]
Hmm
Sometimes, I think that the evil machines that write spam must think the average person is really stupid. Then I remember who’s in the White House. The machines [..]
On Founding a Cult
I’m feeling somewhat meh today (yes, that is a scientific medical classification), so I’ve decided that if there’s one thing the world does not have enough of, it’s [..]
The Loftus Bird-Man Arrives
John Loftus once assured us that part of the proof there is no God is that bird-men do not exist. I think this proves beyond all doubt that [..]
On Ridding the World of Five-Paragraph Essays
The most common form of essay writing on scholastic campuses is the five-paragraph essay. Consisting of an introductory paragraph bearing a thesis statement with three points (each of [..]
An Important Blog Post
I have written this important blog post to inform you of the existence of this important blog post. Without my having informed you of its existence, it is [..]
Funny Fridays: “Defending” Peter Lumpkins From the Viciousness of a Chuckle by Peter Lumpkins
Seems my tactic of ignoring the honest publisher’s summary, the online videos, the other sermons that the fellow has preached, the folks who’ve read a book before saying [..]