So this weekend I woke up at 5:30 in the morning. Why? Because it was 12 degrees inside my room.

I exaggerate only slightly. August is supposed to be one of our hottest months, but we’ve had rain for three straight days and temperatures haven’t even cracked 80 for so long only one word can describe this:

DOOM!

We’re doomed!

The world is going to freeze!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.