Today is payday for me. I celebrated the fact that my supervisor filled out and turned in my timesheet for me so that I actually got a pay check despite being on vacation by buying myself breakfast at the local Denny’s and then going to see The Dark Knight again. There was only one glitch in my idea. I finished breakfast at around 7:45 (BTW, what was I doing up at 7:45 anyway when I’m on freaking VACATION?!?! I don’t know either.) The first movie didn’t show until 10. And it was only a ten minute walk from Denny’s to the theater.

Thankfully, I brought along a book to read (It by Stephen King, which was one of the first King books I read and which I recall hating when I first read it, although this time through it’s not so bad–then again, it was the ending I thought really sucked and I’m only on page 300 now). And also thankfully between the Denny’s and the theater there’s a pond with a gigantic fountain in the middle of it. This pond is connected to several different waterways, so I stopped on a bridge over one of them and read It while also watching the ducks paddle in the pond.

There was one duckling in the pond and about seven adults. All the adults except the mother would peck at the duckling whenever it swam near to them, so it stuck pretty much by the side of his mother. Now over by the side of the pond there were several rocks, and after a while the other ducks left and Mama Duck jumped up on one of the rocks and began to sun herself.

The only problem was the rock was too high for the duckling to jump up. So he climbed up a different rock.

Now the rock Mama was on was a nice, flat rock, shaped like a mesa. The rock Duckling climbed was…well, a three-sided pyramid. And each time he got up near the top, he would shake the water from his feathers, immediately do a summersault and roll right back into the pond. He did this about six times in a row while I watched.

Now obviously ducks aren’t the brightest creatures in the world. Still, this would have been a cool thing to put into Public Transit to help with the Hampster Wheel of Life metaphor I had going…

Oh well. C’est la vie. Maybe in the sequel… (no, there won’t be a sequel).