The big news of the day is…$4 gas.

Yeah. It’s the end of the world. Everything as we know it will change! No one will be able to go anywhere ever again!!!

Think I’m joking? Then you haven’t been listening to the Noose. Er, the News.

Of course then there’s lil ol’ me who happens to think, “Countries with far worse economies than ours are paying far more for their gas than we are…AND THEY’RE STILL DRIVING AROUND!”

Yup, nothing will change.