Chalk this one up to “The Low Oxygen Content at High Altitude is Finally Getting to Him” as I present for you…

1988 all over again.

In the form of.

Sentence fragments.

Eventually introducing.

A Techno Midi Song.

Yes…that’s really midi. Yes…that’s really techno. No…it’s not any good. But what do you expect for 20 minutes of sheer boredom? Err…which is to say it took me 20 minutes to write it, not that it’s 20 minutes long.