Tonight I will get to fulfill my hockey dreams and become a truly transcendent, enlightened being. I shall become one with my inner Svatos. I shall channel the spirit of Sakic. The universe will bring forth awesome ’80s tunes blasted at 130 decibels.

I shall be there at the Pepsi Center watching ye olde Colorado Avalanche take on the Mini Soda Wilt tonight! And yes, because I am mocking The Wild here in the blog…they will probably win.

But that will allow me to channel my anti-Forsberg hatred once more. So BRING IT ON!!!!