That’s right. While I noted yesterday that I was snubbed by every major sychophant media outlet (including PBS!!!), my web statistics show the truth of my movement! I had 146 more hits than my previous record.

The people are speaking. They demand a change! And I have listened!

Thus, today, I am issuing my current campaign slogan: “Spare Change Is For Whinos.”

That’s right. At the CalvinDude campaign, we are not about to spare change. We are going to change everything.

To help launch our campaign, we have enlisted the help of Tim Haradaway, who’s schedule for this weekend just magically freed up, as well as former Edwards’ bloggers Amanda Marcotte & Melissa McEwan, who likewise recently ended up with plenty of spare time.

It’s time to change the tone of politics. My campaign now has the tools to do just that!