Dave “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Armstrong has finally gotten something right!  He figured out my secret identity.

Yes, that’s right.  My name is Peter Pike.  I have to wonder… Did he figure it out when he clicked on my debate with Jacob Michael and saw:

AFFIRM: Peter Pike

Or maybe he was one of the people who actually clicked on the music mp3s that I have listed on this site (the classical ones, not the rock–which was done under my band’s name Selenium) and saw that the artist’s name was Peter Pike.

Or maybe he saw the link to the (now never updated) Peter Pike’s Blog of Doom on my blogroll (thanks, Travis, for reminding me I had that there too).

Maybe he even saw my Against Hyper-Calvinism essay and saw the letter was addressed to Mr. Pike, and the editor had the initials PWP.  None of that would require anything more than to…what’s the word I’m looking for?

Oh yeah.  “Read CalvinDude’s website.”

Anyway, I think you’ll find it funny if you read Armstrong’s piece.  Especially since he starts off with:

 

Someone (”CalvinDude” = Peter Pike; see biographical info. at the bottom of this paper) came to my blog and asked a question, and seemed to be a thoughtful person, so I tried explaining this one more time (since it was a rather simple matter of defining terms) and the same old same old happened.

 

But yet when you see our first interaction, you see this:

My question: “Since everyone who disagrees with you is automatically an ‘anti-Catholic’ can I just call you an ‘anti-Calvinist’ from now on?”

Dave’s first response (to a second person who responded to me before he did): “I didn’t have the patience to answer the post, so I appreciate your doing so.”

So much for Dave thinking I ”seemed to be a thoughtful person” so he could try “explaining this one more time” only to find the usual results.  Could it be because the usual results are real instead of in your imaginary dream-world, Dave?