I’m trying to create some additional income while simultaneously exploiting the fact that MY NAME IS PETER PIKE.  So I multiplied the cost of all my books by 40%.  But then I decided to do a sale, so you can get all my books discounted from the marked-up price by 40% by going to:

http://www.lulu.com/PeterPike

There you can buy the most awesome book ever written because it was written by….

PETER PIKE!!!

 

 

 

 

The Outlaw, which despite its title and the fact that it’s about a serial killer is not about Bill Clinton.  It’s 351 pages for only $12.99!!!!

Visit http://www.lulu.com/content/118998 

Or, for those of you who want a little higher page-count, check out this killer sweet novel by

PETER PIKE!!!

called Ghost Shadows:

 

 

 

 

It’s 426 pages long and only $13.99!!!!  Located at: http://www.lulu.com/content/134969

And for those who are too stingy to spring for longer books, we’ve gotcha covered too with a really great novella called Public Transit  

 

 

 

It’s only 179 pages long–so short even Dave Armstrong could read it–and it’s only $8.99!!!!

Check out http://www.lulu.com/content/208600

Act now, and you can buy all three (that’s a total of 956 pages)  for the combined cost of only $35.97!!!!  Is this amazing OR WHAT?!?!

Three books by

PETER PIKE!!!

for less than $40!!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!?!?!

But you better act now.  If you don’t hurry,

PETER PIKE!!!

might starve to death!  That’s right, he needs your money to buy food.  Otherwise HE MIGHT DIE!

Note: This is a spoof article.  Any typos or inaccuracies are the fault of Bill Gates and his faulty Microslop software.  See the Lulu website for actual prices, terms, and conditions for purchasing books by the magnificent Peter Pike, greatest author of all time.  After all, you will be sorry if you didn’t.         

That’s not a threat.  Unless you want it to be.