July 26, 2006.  False Hope, NY. – Two-star General John W. Loftus faces an Article 32 hearing after allegations that he systematically ignored pleas for a reasonable response in the War on Truth surfaced Monday.

“If we are conducting a just war, we need everyone to conduct their manner justly,” said False Hope mayor Dan Yell Morgan.  “Just because we say it’s just a just cause doesn’t mean it’s just to justify it with just, you know, words and sounds.”

The allegations, made public earlier this morning, allege that General Loftus responded to an internal critique attack with the statement, “You’re an idiot.”  It is likewise alleged that he mounted a defense of the False Hope Beliefs System with “You’re also stupid” and “I’m going to ban you” threats, thus enabling enemy forces to puncture the heart of False Hope and leave the city realing from the attack.

“That’s just not acceptable,” Morgan said.  “If he is going to respond that way, he needs to use expletives too.  Like you’re a [expletive deleted] and [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] idiot, [expletive deleted]!  Otherwise, no one is going to take the ‘you’re an idiot’ claim seriously.”

General Loftus, WHO IS A FORMER STUDENT OF WILLIAM LANE CRAIG, is a former student of William Lane Craig.  Once a popular figure in the media, Loftus’s image has been tainted since his February interview in “Exposed Magazine” where he candidly admitted, “The W. in my name?  That stands for ‘William Lane Craig.’”

The Article 32 hearing will determine whether or not General Loftus will be court-martialed.  He was unable to be reached for comment.