As I stood outside today in the blowing snow thinking, The windchill has to be well below 0, and I’m not talking Celcius, I began to realize something. Global Warming would be a good thing. Yes, Global Warming would keep me from hypothermia. It would enable me to not need to wear my kewl ski mask that makes me look like a wicked sweet killer ninja…or a Hamas member, depending on whether I’m carrying a sword or an RPG. Yes, Global Warming would definitely be good and I see no downside at all to it.
Until I saw Dr. White wearing a kilt. Now I’m thinking we need temperatures to plummet world-wide so that Dr. White will never never never never NEVER wear a kilt again because he’ll need a parka and snow pants to stay alive. *shudder*
