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Man Sues Apple Over Potential Hearing Loss

That’s right, potential hearing loss.  We’re now suing people because of the potential for something to happen.

In that case, I’d like to sue this guy because he could potentially run his car into me one day.  He could potentially be a mass murderer who could include me as a victim.  He could potentially be the Antichrist, for all I know.

Besides which, no one makes you listen to your iPod at max volume.  If you do that, that’s a personal choice you make.  Certain people want their music that loud, so Apple makes their iPod go that loud.  If you don’t want to damage your hearing, don’t crank the volume.

I think maybe I could sue this guy for potentionally being an idiot, except I’d lose that one because of the “potential” part.

A Comparison:

ABC Offends Christians

Danish Cartoon Offends Muslims

Look at how the responses differ.  Why, those icky vile Christians go so far as to actually send letters of complain to NBC Chairman Bob Wright!  How dare they!

Muslims, on the other hand, displaying the religion of peace have threaten to kidnap foreigners.  Indeed, we read:

 

 

Gunmen in the West Bank city of Nablus entered four hotels to search for foreigners to abduct, and they warned hotel owners not to host citizens from several European countries. Gunmen said they were also searching apartments in Nablus for Europeans.

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Thursday’s events began when a dozen gunmen with ties to Fatah approached the office of the EU Commission in Gaza.

 

 

In this article we read:

“Every Norwegian, Dane and Frenchman in our country is a target,” said the Popular Resistance Committee and the radical Al-Aqsa brigades. If the three countries in question don’t shut down their offices and consulates in the Palestinian territories, “we won’t hesitate to destroy them.”

 

Yes, the Christians are outta control.