Just read this article on ABC News.  It asks the all-important question: “What Was Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Doing on Day of Supreme Court Swearing-In?”

My answer: who cares?

But they told us anyway.  Apparently (are you ready for this horror?), Scalia was playing tennis!  OMG!  HOLD THE PRESSES!  WE HAVE A NEWS STORY HERE!!!!

Of course, you’re probably still thinking: who cares?  And if so, you’d be right.  But what is most noticable about this column is the following little tid-bit.  After bashing Scalia for possible ethics violations (although there aren’t any here), ABC News concludes this:

 

An examination of the Supreme Court disclosure forms by ABC News found that five of the justices have accepted tens of thousand of dollars in country club memberships.

 

Okay, you got that.  Five justices (which happens to be the majority of them, in case you’re keeping track).  So, which five justices would those be?

Good luck finding out.  The column only mentions Scalia at first (who, although not stated, we can probably assume is to be included in those five justices) and Clarence Thomas.  NO ONE ELSE IS NAMED.

But that’s okay, because ABC News obviously doesn’t care about who those other three justices are.  They end the article stating: “Roberts, Scalia and Thomas declined comment and requests for interviews by ABC News.”

So apparently Roberts (who wasn’t a justice until this year), Scalia, and Thomas are the only justices that ABC cared to ask anything about regarding this article.  And what do those three have in common?

Oh yes, they’re the CONSERVATIVE justices.

And ABC News still wonders why we think they’re biased towards the left?  Add that to the fact that they’re ignorning all the Democrats who were on Jack Abramoff’s payroll and trying to pass that off as a Republican problem and you’re getting the following:

The media stands and shouts and points at the Republicans for peccidillos.  Meanwhile, they bury their head in their…I mean in the sand when it comes to the Democrats.

We have no bias to sell you today.  No sir.  The truth will never appear in our media!!!

Well, that’s not completely true. At least this guy is honest enough to admit he hates the troops.  It only took him three years to admit it.