God has an odd sense of humor. I know this primarily because I exist. Observe my life and you’ll see that it’s true.
Yesterday, I finally got up enough courage to ask out someone who I only know by name (Megan). We’re going out for coffee on Friday. So I went out for coffee yesterday (because I go out for coffee every day) and promptly proceeded to lose my debit card. Thus, today I had to cancel my card and go through all the rigamaroll to make sure no one finds it and “borrows” it for a bit.
Thankfully, God foreordained all this before the foundation of the Earth, and as such He also foreordained that last Saturday when I withdrew cash to pay for my rent I would get a little extra to hold me over until I get a new card. Thus, I still can go out on Friday and, presumably, not starve in the meantime while waiting for funds from el banco.
Ironically, for someone who is technically suffering from depression (that would be me), I’m fairly optimistic about this part of my life. Perhaps it means I’m getting better now. I see this as God’s sense of humor instead of God’s torture of me :-D ‘Tis a much better perspective.
Now if I could just achieve universal perfection and complete oneness with harmonic resonances and crystalline supremecy, why I could be Tom Cruise too.
