A famous dude (I think it was Confucius or Hammurabi) once said:

On this date
In 1978
Civilization began.

And lo, it waseth true.

Yup, today’s my birthday, so I came in to work wondering how badly my cubicle would be trashed (it’s a tradition). And it was. But included in the chaos…

A TALKING GEORGE W. BUSH DOLL!!!

All I can say is *w00t*!1!!!eleven!!!