An Exchange

I just had the following exchange. Thought I’d pass it on because…well because I guess I am the human thesaurus. Note: I actually didn’t have to look up any of the words I used in my final post. They just came to me. That might be scary, but it sure is terrifying.

Truth Unites… and Divides said…
Yow!! Makes me glad to be a Calvinist, Creationist, Complementarian, Chicago Statement on Biblical Inerrancy Christian!!
6/15/2009 9:59 AM

Peter Pike said…
Truth,

There are too many C’s in there. I’d be suspicious if I were you. After all, TULIP knows now C’s.
6/15/2009 12:10 PM

Truth Unites… and Divides said…
“There are too many C’s in there. I’d be suspicious if I were you.”

Christ, crucified Cornerstone.

P.S. Peter Pike = PP = PeePee.

;-)
6/15/2009 4:37 PM

Peter Pike said…
Compare!

Calloused consumption caroused crying calamity.

Perfect production presupposes parsimonious paladins.

Careful caution can corrode, cause cancers.

Practical pardons predate perdition!

Could c’s create crystalized chaos?

Perhaps. Parry: perish psychological profundities producing practically pernicious preening. Profligates public punctuality.

Can’t coincidences cease catholic communion, cleanse colons, condition colors?

P’shaw. Providence pummels prosthetic powers pretending precognition! Peter Pike pwns peddlers profusely protesting punditry!

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