Archive for May, 2009

May 26, 2009: 7:58 pm: Personal

Now that my work week has begun in earnest (since last Friday didn’t really feel much like a work day at all), I have to say that there are certain things that I did not miss about my job while I was on vacation. Like the overtime. Especially this week, since we had Memorial Day off as a holiday, so that means we won’t get paid overtime, but we still have to work it.

But other things I didn’t miss would be, like, say, how today I did almost twice as many items as everyone else combined did. I didn’t miss that. Nor did I miss having to provide help for problems like, “I can’t tell what I should do with this item” (my response is, “What does the form say?” followed by a “Oh” from the other side, mind you).

That aside, it’s nice to be back at home after a long day of work only to find out that Vista doesn’t let me update my start menu programs from the control panel (the buttons are all grayed out). I mean, isn’t it lovely that a program that I paid good money for the “privilege” to use determines for me what programs can or cannot start for me? You know, because God forbid that I should want to buy a computer so it would do what I want it to do when it can do whatever the heck it wants to do instead.

I don’t know if this is one of Vista’s security “enhancements” (which is only an enhancement insofar as it places sections of the computer out of your reach but not out of the reach of malware, thus requiring you to be hooked to the teat of Windows Defender at all times). I mean, it feels like one of those times that I, as the only user of my computer who should therefore have admin rights only to find out that I don’t have admin rights, am being denied access to something, yet I was fully capable of typing in “msconfig” on the Start Menu and fixing the dumb thing that way. So if I wasn’t supposed to have access to that section in the control panel, they didn’t do a good job of programming it.

For that matter, they didn’t do a good job of programming Vista at all. I mean, it’s great for 95% of America because 95% of America go with the status quo and only do that which they are permitted by the all seeing emperor of Redmond to do; but for those of us who actually know what they are doing, Vista is a royal pain. Then again, I suppose I must confess that I am one of those people who still hard-codes my blog posts in HTML because the “helpful” WordPress templates a) suck and b) blow. I mean, even with my own hard-code, I still occasionally have to actually go into mySQL and change the database by hand because WordPress won’t update something correctly.

I blame Bush for this.

May 24, 2009: 3:17 pm: Politics, Satire

May 23, 2009: 5:58 pm: Personal

Well, I just got a new computer today. That means that I spent fifteen minutes assembling the thing, and then the next two and a half hours installing updates to the *@#$ thing before I could even use it. And here I am now having to use Microsoft Works (which is an oxymoron if ever there was one) since I don’t have my Office disk handy (but then, even if I did, it would take me another couple hours to install and register and all that fun stuff).

But in about a week, everything will be all ironed out and then the world will slip back into harmony and all that jazz.

However, it has also occurred to me as I look over at my old computer which is now sitting forlornly upon the top shelf of my closet (BTW, you ever notice how closets are not for clothes–they are the graveyard for your old computer supplies–but I digress) that I forgot to transfer several important word files to my flash drive before I put it up there. Yes, that means that ye olde computer will once more be back among the living, at least for another fifteen minutes before it is converted to something useful.

Yup. Once all the kinks are ironed out of this beast I now own, that computer up there on the shelf is gonna get Red Hat installed on it. And then I’m gonna have fun with Linux. I figure, what’s the point of being a cultist (Mac) when you can be your own Demiurge (Linux)? I rest my case.

May 21, 2009: 10:52 pm: Apologetics, Calvinism, Philosophy, Theology

Much has been made recently of John Robbins’s quote of John Calvin as having said: “I call that knowledge, not what is innate in man, nor what is by diligence acquired, but what is revealed to us in the Law and the Prophets.” Unfortunately, Robbins didn’t reference Calvin, although after some searching I was able to find it.

Before we examine the context of the quote Robbins used, let us look at the place where Calvin systematized his views. While reading through Calvin trying to track down the quote, it is apparent that the biggest problem with Robbins’s use of Calvin is that Calvin used a variable definition of knowledge. He used it in various ways depending on what subject he addressed, yet he took great pains to describe exactly how he was using the term. For instance, Calvin showed how he used the term differently when he stated: “Here I do not yet touch upon the sort of knowledge with which men, in themselves lost and accursed, apprehend God the Redeemer in Christ the Mediator; but I speak only of the primal and simple knowledge to which the very order of nature would have led us if Adam had remained upright” (Institutes of the Christian Religion 1. 2. 1). Calvin differentiates between knowledge that lost men have and knowledge that would be gained from nature were it not for the sinful effects of Adam’s fall. These are obviously two very different things, yet Calvin had no trouble using the same word (“knowledge”) for both concepts.

Calvin’s ease of using the term “knowledge” in multiple ways is found in the pains he takes to be specific as to which version he is using in any particular case. For example:

First, as much in the fashioning of the universe as in the general teaching of Scripture the Lord shows himself to be simply the Creator. Then in the face of Christ [cf.
2 Corinthians 4:6] he shows himself the Redeemer. Of the resulting twofold knowledge of God we shall now discuss the first aspect; the second will be dealt with in its proper place.

(Ibid. 1. 2. 1, italics mine)

And:

First in order came that kind of knowledge by which one is permitted to grasp who that God is who founded and governs the universe. Then that other inner knowledge was added, which alone quickens dead souls, whereby God is known not only as the Founder of the universe and the sole Author and Ruler of all that is made, but also in the person of the Mediator as the Redeemer.

(Ibid 1. 6. 1)

If we delve even further, we see that Calvin believed that one gained real knowledge from the external senses—knowledge of God, even if not salvific knowledge. For we read:

We see that no long or toilsome proof is needed to elicit evidences that serve to illuminate and affirm the divine majesty; since from the few we have sampled at random, whithersoever you turn, it is clear that they are so very manifest and obvious that they can easily be observed with the eyes and pointed out with the finger. And here again we ought to observe that we are called to a knowledge of God: not that knowledge which, content with empty speculation, merely flits in the brain, but that which will be sound and fruitful if we duly perceive it, and if it takes root in the heart.

(Ibid. 1. 5. 9)

And:

We have taught that the knowledge of God, otherwise quite clearly set forth in the system of the universe and in all creatures, is nonetheless more intimately and also more vividly revealed in his Word.… We, however, are still concerned with that knowledge which stops at the creation of the world, and does not mount up to Christ the Mediator.

(Ibid. 1. 10. 1)

Likewise:

Indeed, the knowledge of God set forth for us in Scripture is destined for the very same goal as the knowledge whose imprint shines in his creatures, in that it invites us first to fear God, then to trust in him.

(Ibid. 1. 10. 2, italics mine)

The examples could be multiplied. In fact, it is rather easy to simply do a word search through the Institutes, looking for “knowledge” and you’ll see that Robbins’s quote is inadequate for us to know what Calvin meant. Indeed, given the pains with which Calvin sought to clarify which concept of “knowledge” he was currently addressing, Robbins’s quote looks to be no different than any of the above. In other words, for that section Calvin limits “knowledge” to Scriptural knowledge. And since we have seen Calvin use the term “knowledge” in things that manifestly were not related to Scripture, it is improper for Robbins to have used that quote as if Calvin was a Scripturalist.

And once we look at the context of Calvin’s quote, it becomes very clear. For Robbins did not even quote the entirety of the sentence Calvin wrote. The entire (English–the Latin is actually longer) sentence is:

And I have said that religion ought not to be separated from knowledge; but I call that knowledge, not what is innate in man, or what is by diligence acquired, but that which is delivered to us by the Law and the Prophets.

(Calvin’s Commentary on Jeremiah 44, italics in original)

In other words, it is as if Calvin said, “Religion should not be separated from knowledge of Scripture.” That doesn’t convey nearly the sense that Robbins wished this passage conveyed. And if one is a student of the Reformation, he will already know exactly to whom Calvin’s comments were addressed before I even quote the entire paragraph:

This ought to be carefully observed; for at this day were any one to ask the Papists by what right they have devised for themselves so various and so many modes of worship: devotion alone they say will suffice, or a good intention. Let us then know that religion, separated from knowledge, is nothing but the sport and delusion of Satan. It is hence necessary that men should with certainty know what god they worship. And Christ thus distinguishes the true worship of God from that of vain idols, “We know,” he says, speaking of the Jews, “whom we worship.” (John 4:22) He then says that the Jews knew, even those who worshipped God according to what the Law prescribes, — he says that they knew whom they worshipped. He then condemns all good intentions in which the superstitious delight themselves, for they know not whom they worship. And I have said that religion ought not to be separated from knowledge; but I call that knowledge, not what is innate in man, or what is by diligence acquired, but that which is delivered to us by the Law and the Prophets.

(Ibid, italics original)

In other words—and this should be no shock at all—when Calvin taught sola Scriptura, he limited the use of the term “knowledge” to a knowledge of Scripture. When Calvin quoted Jesus as saying of the Jews, “We know whom we worship,” it was because the Jews had Scripture. That was how the Jews knew who they worshipped.

It is therefore a butchery of logic to attempt to wield a portion of Calvin’s sentence as a claim that Calvin agreed with Scripturalism.

: 12:18 am: Politics, Satire

May 20, 2009: 9:55 pm: Personal

Well, my vacation is nearing to a close, but it’s been a good one so far. I just got back from watching Star Trek with my parents. On Sunday, my brother bought me a ticket, so this is the second time I’ve been able to watch it. I’m not going to do a full review, but it was entertaining and I would put it third behind Star Trek II and IV.

It’s been nice to not have to think much about work, although I was called a couple of times on my vacation. I’m thinking I should charge them double for the times I had to answer questions. My vacation is supposed to be my vacation, ya know. Even so, it wasn’t that bad. At least they called late in the afternoon when it wouldn’t wake me up :-)

Anyway, tomorrow is my last free day before the vacation is finished. Then I’ll work Friday, get the three-day weekend with Memorial Day, and then head back to work in earnest. I really don’t think I’ll get that much accomplished on Friday. I mean, going two weeks off followed by one day and then another three days off, that one day isn’t going to be very work oriented…

I’m just saying.

May 17, 2009: 5:52 am: Politics, Satire

May 16, 2009: 9:56 pm: Politics, Satire

: 1:41 am: Music, Poetry, Satire

I felt out of place today
Wandering out across the gray
Horizon fields I used to play
And where I long so much to stay.

But happiness for what was past
Is cursed never to last
It goes by ever so fast
Gone in an instant, in a blast.

I wonder what would be unique
If I could find the words to speak
Of what I tried in my heart to sneak
The days when I would turn my cheek.

I feel for something deep inside
Something I can no longer hide
Yet there’s nothing there I can abide
Though I can’t say I never tried
But all the things that I replied
Had never been truly applied
To all the pain I have supplied.
There’s nothing about which I haven’t lied.

Wandering further from the path
Beyond the fork in the bird bath
Tempting fate and eternal wrath
Perhaps you could try to do the math

You’d see what was calculated
Was just the same as what was fated
Beneath the trees where we all waited
And raged at the one we all so hated.

I feel for something deep inside
Something I can no longer hide
Yet there’s nothing there I can abide
Though I can’t say I never tried
But all the things that I replied
Had never been truly applied
To all the pain I have supplied.
There’s nothing about which I haven’t lied.

So now you see what we all schemed
Isn’t exactly what it first seemed
When we all slept and wearily dreamed
Of worlds held up by what was beamed

Through the nights that ran so cold
Before we found we’d all grown old
And none of us would be so bold
We saw our hand and chose to fold

We told ourselves it was for the best
Another lie, like all the rest
We pretended that we were always blest
But in the end we failed our test.

I feel for something deep inside
Something I can no longer hide
Yet there’s nothing there I can abide
Though I can’t say I never tried
But all the things that I replied
Had never been truly applied
To all the pain I have supplied.
There’s nothing about which I haven’t lied.

And when at last the soil turns
And our heart gives up all it yearns
Our soul inside no longer burns
Because even it finally learns

All passion and no respite
Fills you with emptiness and spite
Until you find you’ve lost the fight
Left alone in the darkest night.

I feel for something deep inside
Something I can no longer hide
Yet there’s nothing there I can abide
Though I can’t say I never tried
But all the things that I replied
Had never been truly applied
To all the pain I have supplied.
There’s nothing about which I haven’t lied.

May 15, 2009: 6:27 pm: Abortion, Ethics

Gallup Poll: Majority of Americans Pro-Life on Abortion, Highest Levels in 15 Years

From the article:

The Gallup survey, conducted May 7-10, finds 51% of Americans calling themselves pro-life and just 42 percent saying they are “pro-choice” and supporting legal abortions.

The poll finds a plurality of women say they are pro-life — with 49 percent saying so and just 44 percent saying they are “pro-choice.” Men favor the pro-life position on a 54 to 39 percent margin. Both numbers are record highs for the pro-life position.

The 9 percent pro-life majority is a stark change from last year, when the Gallup survey showed a 6 percent majority in favor of abortion. Before the current poll Gallup had the pro-life percentage at its highest at 46 percent in both August 2001 and May 2002.