Monthly Archives: April 2009

If Only

Conservativism, Politics, Satire

New Look

Satire

Oh What Fun

Being me can be somewhat fun, even if it is definitely somewhat weird. For example, I have the day off today because I’ll be heading up to Denver [..]

Math and Logic

Political Review

Politics, Satire

Thank God We Didn’t Elect That Stupid Bimbo Palin Or She’d Have Done Stupid Stuff That Our Telepromter in Chief Would NEVER Do Such as Scaring the Crap Out of New Yorkers by Flying Air Force 1 Really, Really Low over Manhattan and Crap Like That

Liberalism, Politics ,

Someone Get That Boy Some Ambien

Sometimes, I think it would be great if I could turn my brain off at will. You know, just stop thinking and float for a bit. This usually [..]

Math and Logic

Belated Earth Day…

Satire

Hey, At Least We’re Not Paid for Our English Skilzx0rz

I’ll let you bask in the wonder that is this (somewhat edited so as to not give out corporate information) memo attached to an account that I just [..]

Personal

Finale

And the (almost) final stats for the day are in. Given what I’ve said previously, I’m pretty sure you can spot which one was me: Yeah, I know. [..]

Personal

…Or Not?

Well, I no longer have to ask why there are 20 people in my department, since as of 10:30 this morning there are now only 19 people in [..]

Personal