All week long, the weather report has been the same:
DOOM 2009!!!11!!1!one!!!!eleventy!!!1!
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Yes, they said: “Sunday night, we will have snow.” We got: 0”
They said: “Monday night, we promise there will be snow!” We got: 0”
They said: “Okay, Tuesday we SWEAR there will be tons and tons of snow!!!” We got: trace. They considered this a victory, so…
They said: “Wednesday night, it’s gonna kill everyone with how much snow we’ll get!” We got: 0”
So now they’re saying: “Okay, Thursday during the day we will get four inches of snow, and Thursday night into Friday morning there will be another eight inches. We’re gonna have a foot of DOOM!!!11!1! before you know it!”
To which I respond: “Doesn’t there have to be, I dunno, clouds and stuff in the sky before we can get snow? Because I’m looking out the window and seeing a bunch of sun right now.”
Now, this is Colorado. There’s a reason I bring my heavy winter coat on sunny days. However, I’m fairly certain that because the weatheridiots are predicting lots of snow, I’m not gonna need it today.
