Archive for January, 2009

January 28, 2009: 8:48 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

…is no more fun than expected overtime.

Yeah, there was a server crash today. I didn’t have to deal with it directly, but the net result is that we lost all our work from noon on today. I stayed late with a coworker so we could see if we could get it back in after the rollback, but we found out that it probably won’t be done until nine tonight. Thus, at least I got to come home after two hours of boring overtime (doing nothing).

Tomorrow will be interesting though….

January 27, 2009: 12:39 pm: CalvinDudePolitics

Right now it is 70 degrees colder than it was at this time last Wednesday, which for those counting is 6 days ago. Yes, Global Warming has sapped 70 entire degrees from the weather. We are DOOMED!!!

On the other hand, I really can’t be concerned over 0.6 degrees C anymore…

January 26, 2009: 11:50 am: CalvinDudeConservativism, Ethics, Politics

I think this story exemplifies the problems with liberal thinking in America today. Here’s what happened.

A girls basketball team killed another girls basketball team on the court. Final damage: 100 – 0.

The coach of the winning team is therefore fired.

Now perhaps it’s because I watch hockey where there’s no such thing as “running up the score” (if you lose 10 to 0 in hockey, about the equivalent of the above, it’s because you suck and you know it…and no one complains that the score was “run up”), but frankly I don’t get the whining over the losing team getting blown out like this. They’ve actually been rewarded for failure, getting free tickets to watch the Mavericks and such.

The team that won requested they be allowed to forfeit the game and their coach is fired. Thus, success is punished and failure is rewarded, and liberalism continues its march.

Note that at no point did anyone on the winning team violate any of the rules of basketball. In fact, I’d say they had ‘em down fairly pat!

To be fair to the losers, as far as the article goes they weren’t the ones complaining about this. It’s the “fans” who watched the game, and the freaking school administration of the winning team, that’s causing all the problems.

A very clear message has been sent to the girls who won that game. HOW DARE YOU BE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!

It’s one I fear they’ll learn.

January 23, 2009: 4:24 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

Depressed Poodle’s best friend?

Money quote:

LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

So a French poodle bites the former pres of France, and now an armed goat tries to steal a Mazda.

Obama IS a miracle worker!!!

January 22, 2009: 4:17 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

Thank God that I can go through life safe in the knoweldge that I have never been bitten by a clinically depressed poodle.

January 20, 2009: 11:31 am: CalvinDudePolitics

Just remember when you consider President Um that Bush is the idiot.

: 9:00 am: CalvinDudePolitics

Quick trivia question. What do you call a bunch of adults who have orgasms on film? If you said “CNN covering Obama’s Inauguration” you win the cookie.

I didn’t watch it by choice. They had the TV on when I was getting my coffee this morning. And there you have a bunch of anchors ejaculating on TV about the wonder that is The Chosen One. One even went so far as to compare the crowd in Washington DC to the crowds that surround Mecca during the Hajj.

Now perhaps I’m the only sane person in America, but when someone is already fighting a perceived Muslim tinge, using a Muslim metaphor would be, I dunno, about the stupidest thing to do, right?

Regardless, watching the breathless exaltation of our Glorious Leader nauseates me. I don’t care so much that Obama won (sure the country will go to hell, but we deserve it if we’re dumb enough to elect him). What I don’t need is the people who suffered from Bush Derangement Syndrome for the last eight years to tell me that NOW is the time we need to REACH OUT and become ONE, together. In HARMONY. For the children.

Puke.

The hypocritical double standard makes me glad I only watch CNN by accident. I’m sick of the political porn.

January 13, 2009: 1:30 pm: CalvinDudeArminianism, Calvinism, Philosophy, Theology

Persiflage has been continuing in the discussion on the post Useful Illusions, which has long since dropped off the main page. As a result, I offer this post to bring it back :-)

One thing that is clear is that Persiflage does not hold to Libertarian Free Will, even though he thinks he does. In actuality, Persiflage’s view is self-contradictory. On the plus side, however, he is looking into the matter and is at least wrestling with it (as compared to others, such as Robert/Henry, who were only interested in flaming).

So for instance, Persiflage says (in response to Paul):

There’s something about this God rewinding time thing that bothers me. It is interesting. But I wouldn’t want to base any conclusions off of my speculation about it. From a purely speculative viewpoint, if a free agent made a free choice between two options, I don’t see how, if God rewinds time, the free agent wouldn’t just make the same free choice. That doesn’t necessarily imply determinism. Why? Because he’s still actually free to choose either A or B. He used his mind to make a rational decision and to will to do one thing over another thing. God did not exert any power on his mind to force him to do one or the other. Why would rewinding time result in different choices?

The point with the illustration that Paul brought up, however, is to go against the principal of alternate possibilities (PAP). If a choice is to be libertarian, it cannot be determined in any manner at all. That is, those alternate possibilities MUST BE REAL. They cannot just be perceived, they have to be actual. And that would mean that if we rewound time’s tape, we would be unable to predict what the agent would do (even if we knew what he had done the previous “time” he went through time).

Persiflage’s rebuttal to Paul here suffers from a fatal ambiguity on the term “free.” He wants to hold to libertarian views, but for a libertarian free willer (LFW), “free” means alternate possibilities must be REAL, whereas for Persiflage “free” means “He used his mind to make a rational decision and to will to do one thing over another thing.” (This definition is actually quite close to my definition, which is that a free action is the action of an agent who does what he wants to do without compulsion or coercion.)

In any case, Persiflage’s idea that this would not “necessarily imply determinism” is false. In fact, if an agent always makes the same choice, then this just is determinism. Persiflage seems to think (based on the last two sentences of his above quoted paragraph) that determinism requires divine coercion; but this is mistaken. There are atheists who believe in determinism—that we cannot do other than our genes have programmed us to do, for instance.

Persiflage continues by stating:

Neither does the fact that God knew what choice the agent was going to make mean that the agent was not free to do the opposite. The very fact is that God foreknew both the fact that he was free to do either, and the fact that he willed to do one.

Again, Persiflage is using “free” ambiguously. If God knows what choice an agent is going to make, then that agent is most certainly NOT free to do the opposite—his future has been determined because God’s knowledge is accurate. It cannot be wrong. Persiflage’s second sentence uses the word “free” in a difference sense from the first, because in the second sentence we see that Persiflage really means that God does not compel the man to do either, He simply knows which one will occur. But a lack of divine compulsion does not make Persiflage’s position indeterminate—the agent STILL has a determined future, one that he cannot avoid, because God knows it.

In any case, it becomes crystal clear that Persiflage is not really LFW when he writes:

Is it possible, simply within your mind, to exert your will in order to make a choice between two options, when you are mistaken – and you really only had one option all along? Yes, I agree with Peter that this is possible. I’ll also agree with Paul that there is a difference between making a choice and actually having a choice. It’s possible to make a choice mentally, when you didn’t actually have one in reality. And then finally, I agree with Bnonn, that the very idea of choice does not necessarily presuppose the “principle of alternative possibility” (PAP).

Paul rightly pointed out: “Settle down and do some reading on all this. It doesn’t bode well for conversation when you shoot from the hip and say things libertarians wouldn’t say or don’t say on this subject.” Indeed, no LFW would say “the very idea of choice does not necessarily presuppose the ‘principle of alternative possibility’” as Persiflage said.

That said, I’m glad that Persiflage is inconsistent here, because I think he’ll eventually reject LFW concepts completely :-)

One other thing. After quoting John Locke responding to Jonathan Edwards, Persiflage asked:

btw, has anyone here read Jonathan Edwards’ “Inquiry respecting that Freedom of Will which is supposed to be essential to Moral Agency”? That sounds like it would be pretty mind blowing to read. It’s exactly what we’re discussing, and I’ll have to look and see if I could use it to counterpoint what I’m reading in Locke.

I have read it, and I enjoyed it a great deal. Most of my views on the will are Edwardian in nature, actually. And I would recommend you read it, although it is, as you say, “mind blowing.” Edwards has some difficult sentences to grasp, mostly because people don’t teach how to read anything these days. However, you’ll find much to mine from a careful study of “The Freedom of the Will” (as it is commonly called).

While I haven’t looked over the whole page, it looks like the entire book is located at the Reformed Reader here.

All that said, you should also note that philosophy has moved to some more detailed and clearer examples since Edwards. Paul has studied more of them than I have and can probably offer you some contemporary philosophers who may be easier to grasp. Still, if you’re reading John Locke, Edwards should be beneficial.

: 9:21 am: CalvinDudePersonal

I used to think that Americans were fairly intelligent people. Thankfully, I’m in the workforce and have had that delusion dashed to a million little pieces before it could cause permanent damage.

Seriously, though, it’s pathetic. The level of incompetence is astounding. And it’s not even on difficult issues.

Okay, maybe they are difficult. Let me explain and you be the judge.

Since I work in the finance department, we have to deal with separating things that are dated 2008 and things that are dated 2009. Pretty tricky stuff there, looking at a date and going “Is this 2008 or 2009?”

Anyway, in one section of stuff we do, there are four possible items under normal circumstances. That means I get four distinct piles of things given to me when people do their “lookups” and such. But because we have to separate 2008 and 2009, that means that I will no longer get four piles.

Since I can do math—and pretty complex Calculus math, such as 4 x 2—I know that I should be getting eight piles now instead of four. So I wasn’t surprised when I got extra piles.

Until I counted them and saw there were thirteen of them.

Yes, somehow my department thinks that 4 x 2 = 13.

Which wouldn’t necessarily be bad except for the fact that none of those piles were even consistent with themselves.

Then again, we are talking about the same people who can’t figure out the difference between a “single” item and a “multi” item. I know it’s difficult, so come out on a limb with me. A single item is…are you ready for it? One item! A multi item is…brace your brain…more than one item? (And yes, I had one dorktard sarcastically ask, “What if there is less than one item?” to which I responded “Then it wouldn’t exist, would it?”)

Now I realize that the philosophical differences between the one and the many were pondered as recently as, roughly, 2000.

B.C.

Still and all you’d think that someone who graduated from publik skrewl sistem would be able to—oh wait, what am I saying? Now it all makes sense!

BTW, I just overheard one person complaining that it was taking too long to open the mail because of separating out the 2008 and 2009 stuff. Example: yesterday we had two and a half “trays” of mail to open, which took them until 4:39 PM. Normally, two and a half trays would take them until noon. Then again, when I opened the mail four years ago, it would take me and a team of three others until all of 10:30 to open four trays of mail. (Yes, all these numbers make math so difficult.)

All else aside, however, how can this person seriously think that simply reading “2008” or “2009” and putting these items into a separate pile will take four and a half hours longer than before? I don’t get the logic of it.

I have a suggestion that would solve the problem though. How ‘bout instead of talking and goofing off, you actually open the freaking mail? Pretty sure that would solve the time crunch right there. But then these people would no longer be incompetent, and they’d no longer be philosophical object lessons about the depravity of publik edjukashun.

It’s a lose-lose.

January 6, 2009: 11:28 am: CalvinDudeEthics, Music, Politics

Steve Taylor was one of my favorite musicians growing up (yes, I realize this dates me and I almost care). He was always a visionary. And contra 99% of the Christian “music” industry (Doug Wilson still has the money description of CCM: Anything the world can do we can do five years later and half as well), Taylor was always ahead of the curve.

So I bring you this offering from a very hyperactive 1984 Steve Taylor.

Steve Taylor and Some Band playing “Whatever Happened to Sin?”

Lyrics:

A Christian counselor wrote,
Quote,
“It’s the only human choice ahead.
If you can’t support it
Why don’t you abort it instead?”

You say you pray to the sky
Why
When you’re afraid to take a stand down here?
Cuz while the holy talk reads like a bad ad lib
Silence screams you’re robbing the crib.

Say it ain’t none of my business, huh?
A woman’s got a right to choose.
Now a grave digger,
Next you pull the trigger
What then?
Whatever happened to sin?

I heard the reverend say,
“Gay
Is probably normal in the good Lord’s sight.
What’s to be debated?
Jesus never stated what’s right.”

I’m no theology nut
But
The reverend may be a little confused
For if the Lord don’t care and he chooses to ignore-ah
Tell it to the people of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Call it just an alternate lifestyle, huh?
Morality lies within.
Consciences arrestin,
Please repeat the question again.
Whatever happened to sin?

When the closets are empty
And the clinics are full
When you’re eyes have been blinded
By society’s wool
When the streets erupt
In your own backyard
You’ll be on your knees praying
For the National Guard.
If you don’t care now
How the problems get solved
You can shake your head later
That you never got involved.
Cuz the call came ringing
From the throne of gold
But you never got the message
Cuz your mind’s on hold.

A politician next door
Swore
He’d set the Washington arena on fire.
Thinks he’ll gladiate ‘em
But they’re gonna make him a liar.

Well he’s a good ole boy
Who was born and raised
In the buckle o’ the Bible Belt
But remember when you step into your voting booth.
He’ll never lie
He’ll just “embellish the truth.”

Promises were made to be broken, right?
You gotta play the game to win.
When you need supporting
Tell ‘em that you’re born again.
Whatever happened to sin?

And while we’re at it, check out some other great tunes such as The Finish Line Note: this music sounds pretty much the opposite of all the girlie frou-frou stuff Patrick Chan has been posting on the T-blog recently… :-P