So, some freak from New Zealand (not, surprisingly, Russell Crowe) called the cops and said he was raped by a wombat and learned to speak Australian because of it.
He was charged with making ficticious phone calls and sentenced to community service. Last line of the article:
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
I’m thinking…
NO WAY!
UPDATE: On the other hand, I guess this proves once and for all that Foster’s really will teach you how to speak Australian!
