Okay, I admit.

I’m linking to this article about a guy in India who married a dog for the sole reason that we finally have a new article that correctly uses the word “bitch”:

In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named “Selvi,” was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck.

Hmmm… I still think the bride’s underage….