I Have Mean Parents!!!!

That’s right.

While I slave away in a cubicle that has no window (so I can’t see the squirrels…and they were married), my parents have to send me pictures of where they spent the last couple of weeks. Yup: see for yourself!

Tell me this isn’t cruel and unusual punishment….

*sob*

Oh, tan-like psuedo-walls surrounding me
Fall down to flatten all you see!
My soul wastes for naught in cubicles
And wishes for even the diversion of torn cuticles.
To suffix me in this endless workplace.
Oh, tan-like psuedo-walls grant me grace!

About CalvinDude

In real life, CalvinDude is known as Peter Pike. Peter is an author who lives in Colorado. He is a Presbyterian (more or less) and is sane (more or less). Other than that, the less you know the better off you are.
Personal, Poetry

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