Archive for December, 2006

December 31, 2006: 6:25 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

That’s right, 2006 is about to end.  A little more than 5 1/2 hours from now, it’ll be a different year.

Already, there are some changes.  For one thing, one of my roommates moved out today.  This meant that I no longer need to connect to the internet through the wireless server, but can go direct.  The difference?  Through the wireless modem, I got about 30 mps.  Connected direct, I get 100 mps. :-D

*w00t* for faster ‘net speed!!!

It did, of course, let me see that Saddam is dead.  A huge bonus going into 2007.  That’s another positive thing coming out of this year.

New Years is, of course, the time when people make all sorts of resolutions that they lack the willpower to keep or else they wouldn’t wait until New Years to make them.  Don’t worry, I won’t do that to you.  Not this year, anyway… :-P

In any case, I’ll be watching some episodes of 24 to ring in the New Year.  I’ll try to post another blog entry once we hit the marker here in Colorado.  But if I don’t, you can blame BUSH!!!

December 28, 2006: 12:00 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

Yup, they’ve closed work again.

If the forecasts are correct, it’ll be closed tomorrow too.

I’m getting sick of snow days.  And could you think of a worse possible time to have one then on the last business days of the year?  Me neither.

At least I can watch 24

: 9:56 am: CalvinDudeSatire

It’s OFFICIAL!We are now at THE END OF THE WORLD!

No, SERIOUSLY.

SNOW is already beginning to TO FALL!

We are so DOOMED!

Snow in Colorado during the Winter!!! :-o

THE HORROR IS UPON US!!!!

December 27, 2006: 11:38 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

…may be slowing down for the next couple of weeks.

That’s right, it’s coming on to the end of the year.  Since I work in a place that handles year-end income, that means lots of extra hours working overtime.  Although there are some benefits to it.  For instance, I got to hold nearly $3 million today.

As I walked home, I realized that I had $3 in my pocket.  I’m only 1,000,000 times less wealthy! ;-)

But, truth be told, there’s another reason why posts might be slowing down for the next couple of weeks.  See, the overtime means I don’t get a chance to blog at work since I’m not taking these things called “breaks” (see also: lunch “hour” is now “eat lunch at desk while still working” time).  That means I’ll have to write most of my stuff at home.

Which normally isn’t a problem.  But… (don’t you love that dreaded word?)…I happened to notice something at Target.

Season 2 of 24 was on sale for $25.  Yeah, that’s $1.04 per episode!  So naturally I picked it up.  They also had season 3, which wasn’t in stock at the moment–I’ll check back tomorrow with fingers crossed.  And they also had season 5, but that was at regular price and as much as I like the show, I can wait…. :-D

So, yeah, that means I just spent the last couple hours watching the first couple episodes off season 2.  (I didn’t start watching 24 until last season, although I got a chance to watch the first season since my uncle owns it and I was staying at his house for a bit earlier in the year; anyway, that just makes it like a brand new season for me!)  So that means work time = no free time; home time = 24 time.  Blog time = …

Exactly my point.

December 26, 2006: 10:07 pm: CalvinDudePersonal

Well, I got my Christmas loot.  Which is appropriate since Christmas is now a loot holiday as opposed to, you know, something meaningful.  Anyway, I think my gifts this year tell a lot about me.  Especially about how well my friends and family know me ;-)

I’ll give the highlights.  From my brother, I got Notes From Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky.  What’s interesting is that normally I see the title as Notes From THE Underground.  But these translators (Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky) dropped the article.  Of course, Russian doesn’t have articles like that anyway, so either translation is correct.

That aside, Dostoevsky is certainly a master.  I’ve only read a portion of the book so far, and I’m already captivated by his style (a bit of witty sarcasm mixed with soul-searching philosophy, all told from a Russian perspective, which is a distinct flavor in and of itself).  As I said in an e-mail recently to my Mom, reading Dostoevsky you end up humorously stating things like: “The greatest misfortune is that we have no misfortunes.”

But what do you expect from a book that begins: “I am a sick man…I am a wicked man.”?  And if you’d like a direct quote:

And yet I’m certain that man will never renounce real suffering, that is, destruction and chaos.  Suffering–why, this is the sole cause of consciousness.  Though I did declare at the beginning that consciousness, in my opinion, is man’s greatest misfortune, still I know that man loves it and will not exhanged it for any satisfactions. … The only possible thing to do then would be to stop up our five senses and immerse ourselves in contemplation.  Well, but with consciousness, though the result comes out the same–that is, again there’s nothing to do–at least one can occasionally whip oneself, and, after all, that livens things up a bit.  It may be retrograde, but still it’s better than nothing.

That has a certain Fight Club-esque feel to it that’s just killer kewl. :-)

Anyway, my sister and brother-in-law (as well as my nephew) got me a different present.  They gave me Judas Priest’s “Rising in the East” DVD, which I have currently playing in the background.  John (my bro-in-law) and I saw the concert this is based off of when they toured through Denver back in ’05.  The DVD, of course, is filmed in Japan.

I do have to say, these guys rawk for being in wheelchairs. :-D  Actually, just listen to Judas Is Rising and you’ll realize these guys still have what it takes for speed metal.  And for some reason, the longer I listen to it, the louder the volume goes….

Rawk on!

My grandparents, of course, got me socks and a shirt.  This is the annual thing to ground me to reality ;-)  Can’t live without the bare essentials.  Although this year, underwear is more needed than socks.  My socks have been fruitful and yea, they hath multiplied much in the driereth.

Finally, my parents bought me the most interesting gift that I’ve gotten this year.  They gave me Stephen “The J stands for Jay” Gould’s book, The Structure of Evolutionary Theory.  I also got The Complete Works of William Shakespeare from them.

Of course, my parents didn’t realize this was what they were getting me, as they just gave me a gift card to Borders….  But seriously, I was able to get both those works (about 3,000 pages when it’s all added up) for just over $50.

I’m a bookophile.

I blame my parents for this.

I also blame Bush because he is to blame for everything, including this sentence, for which I also blame Cheney (no, this is not just an attempt to get more hits on search engines).

So that’s the loot I got.  What about the loot I dished out?  Well, I got my sister the soundtrack to Pirates Of The Carribean: A Dead Man’s Chest Wouldn’t Contain The Number Of Sequels We Have Planned.  I got my bro-in-law a bottle of scotch.  And I took my brother to watch Apocalypto. 

I’d write more, but Judas Is Rising is starting up and it’s time for me to spontaneously grow long hair and let the headbanging begin!  !..!  !..!

: 12:27 am: CalvinDudeScience

I thought of this the other day, but since I just got back from visiting family over Christmas I haven’t had a chance to research it yet.  I figured, why not just put it on here anyway? :-D

Imagine a record in a frictionless environment (or, if you prefer, a CD–although the example is easier to “see” if you imagine the record, since it’s bigger and spins slower).  Put a mark near the center of the record, and another mark near the edge.  When the record turns one revolution, the mark nearer the center has gone less distance than the mark on the outer side; yet both have gone this revolution in the same time.

Therefore, we know that the mark near the edge of the record is moving at a higher rate of speed.

However, from the viewpoint of either of the marks looking toward the other mark, neither mark has moved at all (this is assuming observers at the marks cannot “see” the world beyond the edge of the record).  The distance between the two marks is identical, all the space between the marks remained in the same location, etc.

But now imagine that this record is a lot larger. Suppose that the first mark is 1 mile away from the center of the record; the second mark is 10,000 miles away from the center of the record.  Thus, there is 9,999 miles distance between the two marks.

The record spins one revolution in 1 minute.  The first mark has a radius of 1 mile.  The circumference of the circle the mark describes is 2r*pi, or 2 miles * 3.14 = 6.28 miles.

The second mark has a radius of 10,000 miles, and therefore travels 20,000 miles * 3.14 = a circumference of 62,800 miles.

While the first mark traveled at a rate of 376 mph, the second mark travelled at a rate of 3,768,000 mph.

However, as in the first example, the rate of speed of these two points when observed internally to the record is 0 mph.  Neither appears to be moving at all.

Let us now apply Einstein’s relativity here.  If such a record actually existed in real life, would time move slower for the second mark because it is travelling so much faster from an outside reference than the first mark; or would time be the same rate for both points because both points are moving at 0 mph from the internal reference?

Obviously, this becomes important as we can expand this from a record to a spinning sphere with the same results; and furthermore we can easily transcribe the sphere to the universe as a whole.  If we are internal to the universe, we cannot observe if it is spinning like a kicked soccer ball (since we cannot “see” beyond the edge of the universe, and if there is no friction beyond the edges then we couldn’t observe drag either).

How would such a concept affect General and Special Relativity?

Just a question :-D

December 24, 2006: 9:21 am: CalvinDudePersonal

Since I will be with family today and tomorrow, I might not get a chance to blog anything else, so….

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

December 23, 2006: 3:23 pm: CalvinDudeMovie Reviews

This weekend, I gave myself a Christmas present.  I went and watched a couple of movies.  The first was The Good Shepherd, and the second was Rocky Balboa.

For The Good Shepherd, I was left wishing I could return my present.  Or at least exchange it for something else.  Actually, I was reminded of something I wrote about Apocalypto, which I will repeat here:

This movie proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Hollywood talent” is vastly over-rated.

Yes, The Good Shepherd has something in common with Apocalypto!  They both prove that Hollywood sucks.

The Good Shepherd started off slow, but then it bogged down.  Which is sad because the plot actually had some potential.  But Matt Damon was wooden through the whole movie.

This wasn’t his fault; the character was supposed to be wooden.  But for a hero, you sure hated the guy–especially if you had any morals about you.  He showed absolutly no warmth at all toward anyone ever.  The bad guy–the Russian spy known as Ulysses–had frostbitten hands that were warmer…  And perhaps that was the point.  Ulysses’ weakness was cold; Damon was cold.  But Ulysses’ still had the ace in the sleeve (I’d tell you what it is, but why ruin a horrible movie even more?).

The movie also suffers from the fact that it’s way too long.  When I left the theater and saw the time, I thought, “Wow, three hours have passed since I went in there!”  It felt like 20. 

But despite that, when you leave the theater it still feels like you’ve only seen half a movie.  That’s right, the three hours they stole from your life still left you empty.

When I left, I had two thoughts about the movie.  1) What’s the point?  and 2) It’s a good thing I spent more on popcorn and the drink then I did on the movie itself.

The one redeeming factor of the movie is that the mystery plot was well done.  That is, when the CIA agent finds a packet in his home contaning a photograph and an audiotape, the stuff where they track down and figure out where it came from and what it referred to–all that was well done.  If they kept that while chopping out all the unnecessary flashbacks, it would have been a good movie.

As it is…I rank it as a C-.  The mystery aspect is the only thing keeping it above a D.

On to Rocky Balboa.  In many ways this movie was similar to The Good Shepherd.  Rocky is a fairly one-dimensional character.  The greatest philosophy of the movie is:

“It don’t matter how hard you get hit.  What matters is how hard a hit you can take and still get back up and keep movin’ forward.”

Pretty simple, basic stuff.  But it fits perfectly in the Rocky genre.

When I left after watching this movie, I had one great thought on my mind: Sly, you rawk!

Rocky doesn’t pretend to be pretentious (I’ll let that sink in).  It is what it is.  It’s a feel-good movie about the underdog.  You know how the story’s gonna end before it even begins, but it doesn’t matter because Rocky (the character) is just so cool.  He’s a good ol’ fashioned American hero.

Rocky Balboa is all about American exceptionalism.  The Good Shepherd is all about how America shafts everyone, including Americans.  Rocky is about doing your best; TGS is about giving up because you’re trapped and there’s no way out.

The difference between the two couldn’t be clearer.  Give me Rocky any day of the week.  Sadly, TGS is going to win the Academy Awards, because it caters to the idiocy that is Hollywood.  Rocky Balboa, on the other hand, is just plain real.

Rocky scores a solid A in my book.  Then again, it could just be backlash against The Good Shepherd.  It is most certainly possible that a horrible movie can make a mediocre movie look great.

Then again, this is Rocky.  So I’ll revise my grade: A+.

December 22, 2006: 12:58 am: CalvinDudeEvolution, Science

Something I just thought of recently (probably–pun definitely intended–due to my re-reading of Shattering the Myths of Darwinism by Milton).  It deals with the issue of probability in evolution.

I addressed part of this once upon a time in this article. However, it is time for a little refresher.  To begin with, let us first get some simple understanding of how the theory of evolution is “supposed” to work.

Firstly, let us take “natural selection.”  Natural selection is the process by which the fittest of a species survive to produce more offspring.  In biology, both “fittness” and “survivability” are defined as the production of offspring.  Thus, natural selection is basically a tautology stating “those who produce the most offspring”–the fittest–”are those who produce the most offspring”–survive.  Put in that way, natural selection loses its explanatory power.

Regardless, let us assume that it is a valid point.  What is important to note is that natural selection is not the mechanism by which differences in species are created.  It is only the method by which (according to Darwinists) differences that are already there are “selected.”  In short, natural selection requires something else to provide the changes in a species in order for the selection process of the species most adapted to the environment to occur.

So what causes the differences in species?  Not superficial differences, but the actual changes that alter a species?  The answer, according to Darwinists, is mutation.

So what happens is mutations occur in the DNA of an organism–specifically within the reproductive cells, as opposed to the body cells (e.g. a person who gets skin cancer from standing in the sun too long would not pass that on to his/her children because the reproductive cells are not affected).  These mutations result in children who are different from the parent species in some manner.  Leaving aside the question of whether or not mutations are ever beneficial in the first place, it is only at this point that natural selection could take over for the Darwinist.

As such, natural selection plays no role whatsoever in creating new variation within species.  Mutation does that work.

And this brings us to the probability issue.  Darwinists such as Richard Dawkins are more than happy to point out the obvious–that evolving from a simple cell to a complex organism in one leap is improbable to the point of being impossible.  Darwinists therefore break up the method into several “small steps.”  Each step is simple enough to become possible.

But when we apply this to a real-world concept, we see that breaking up probability in this sense doesn’t help the gradualist.  To demonstrate that, we must first look at probability in general.  In my previous linked article, I mentioned the way probability works in flipping a coin.  There, we only have two options: heads or tails.  DNA and possible mutations of it, however, are infinitely more complex than a simple coin toss.  So, to illustrate that slightly better, imagine a 20-sided dice (such as you would find in an RPG game).

Suppose that you want to roll a sequence of numbers–say the integers from 1 to 20 in order.  What are the odds of that happening?  Since each step has a 1/20 chance, the odds for the total sequence are 1/(2020), or 1/104,857,600,000,000,000,000,000,000.  In short, if you were to toss the dice 1,000 times per second, it would still take you longer than the age of 100,000 universes (given the current idea that the universe is between 15-17 billion years old).  Thus, rolling this sequence is for all intents and purposes impossible.

If a 20-sided dice is that improbable, how much more so gradualistic evolution?  How do Darwinists get around this?

Simple.  While the odds of the entire sequence is that improbable, each individual step in the sequence has only a probability of 1/20.  That is, when you roll the dice the first time, you have a 1/20 chance of it landing on 1.  You can simply roll this until it comes up, at which point you “lock” the integer into the sequence.  Now, you simply procede to the next step and roll until you get the number 2.  Again, you’ll have a 1/20 chance for that.  Once it comes up, you lock it in place too, and repeat.

Seen in this way, the odds of this sequence occuring become the sums of the probabilities instead of the products, or 1/400.

1/400 is not so improbable as 1/104,857,600,000,000,000,000,000,000.  Therefore, the evolutionist claim, the series of steps is not so improbable after all, and gradualistic evolution could be possible.

Naturally, there are problems with this, the most glaring of which is the fact that the sequence must know that it should “lock” the integer in place when it rolls the correct one.  This requires some kind of outside intelligence guiding the process; something that can in no way be considered “natural” or internal to the system of the rolling dice in the first place.

Secondly, when we consider once again the method of evolution we see that it does not allow this sort of thing to occur.  Remember, we started out by showing that natural selection is divorced from mutation.  Natural selection, even if working constantly, cannot create a new species until after the mutation has occured.  That random mutation must be beneficial to the species in order for the mutation to be spread to many offspring, etc.

But herein lies the problem.  Natural selection has no bearing on determining whether or not a specific mutation will occur.  The mutation has to occur before the natural selection can work on it.  Natural selection, therefore, has no bearing whatsoever on the odds of whether or not a specific mutation will occur.

Think of it this way: the odds of whether a light sensitive cell will randomly mutate do not change simply because a cell is placed in a lighted environment.  The odds of the mutation remain the odds of the mutation regardless.  It is only after the mutation has already occured that “nature” can then “decide” whether it was a beneficial mutation or not.  It is just as likely that an organism will mutate away from a specific course than toward a specific course; indeed, it is more likely that this will be the case!

Again, consider the odds we’ve just looked at with the dice.  For every 1 positive “mutation” we have 19 failures.  This isn’t such a bad thing in the roll of a dice, but for a species it’s fatal!  Having a mutation that does not go toward something better means that there is no survivability advantage granted to the species.  Natural selection will select against these organisms.

This demonstrates that either “random” evolution is intelligently directed, or evolution can never be anything more than an ad hoc explanation after the fact.  It can never be predictive because we cannot predict what the next number in the sequence will or should be (or, biologically, we can never predict what mutation will specifically occur, or whether or not it will be beneficial–not just in our environment today but for future environments that depend on the sequence being correctly established right now).  Ultimately, gradualistic evolution can never be scientific because it is either a “just so” story or else it requires external intelligence to make it work.

December 21, 2006: 8:30 am: CalvinDudePersonal, Satire

Frozen death is in the air in the Rocky Mountains.  People could possibly freeze to death left and right!  There could be stacks of corpse-sicles throughout Mile High Stadium!

WHERE IS FEMA?!?!?!?!

WHERE IS SHEPARD SMITH?!?!?!?!

I BLAME BUSH!!!!