Since I had pointed out my discontent with his previous article regarding homosexuality, I do have to say that Alain’s Blurb for 1/28/06 was actually pretty good. Some highlights:
Marriage — I want to marry three men, six women, four children (ages ranging from seven to ten), two dogs and a mule. And I want insurance and benefits for all of them. You do not like it, hate crime!!! Go to jail, get fined.
Hey everyone, this is my coming out notice. I have decided to CHANGE MY GENDER!
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I am no longer to be considered a monogamous heterosexual male. From this point on, I am to be recognized as a Para-sexual. This is how I perceive my sexual orientation. You will love me and must accept me for whom I truly see myself to be.
What, you never heard of a Para-sexual? No I am not homosexual. No, I am not BI-sexual. Quit trying to limit my freedoms!
He has more after this too, but I have to say that for a satirical piece this does do a good job (mainly because it is satire and not an argument).
